You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
