i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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