marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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