i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My dick has a subreddit
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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