she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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