the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I didn't notice because vodka
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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