Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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