Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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