just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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