hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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