sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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