real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He felt like a one man threesome
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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