Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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