i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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