just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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