theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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