K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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