i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
sex on a bike is impossible
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