She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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