Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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