What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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