yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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