let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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