Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Hippo gnu deer
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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