I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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