why im i the only drunk person in the library?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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