seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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