He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
zippers are such a cool invention
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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