Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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