fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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