It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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