Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
