Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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