So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
