i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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