i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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