i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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