I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
accomplished twins. life is a go
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
