when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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