So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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