Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When are your genitals available?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
is that a dick in a sweater?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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