do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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