i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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