My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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