sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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