thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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