I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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