so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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