I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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