Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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